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KENNETH PEERLESS
outside the tent pissing in
This weblog celebrates the premise that you cannot put the bull shit back into the bull
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BABELFISH
"Marijuana should be illegal for those under the
age of fifty... and compulsory for those over that age"... a Canadian
Senator. Quoted by Dr. Foth
COMICS
DAILY DOONESBURY
USER FRIENDLY
GOATS
GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
CALVIN AND HOBBES
SNOOPY
GARFIELD
SNAPSHOTS
All articles marked * are in my opinion a MUST READ
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HEADLINES
NORTH AMERICAN PRESSx
WORLD READY TO SEE JUSTICE DONE
WEB SITE PROMOTES AL QUAEDA
TIPPER SAYS AL'S READY
MARTHA CALLS COPS
SHOWDOWN LOOMING OVER ROGUE SETTLEMENTS
MOTHER LEAVES CHILDREN TO DIE WHILE SHE GETS HAIR DONE
SIX DIE FROM MOULD
MARKETS LOOK FOR NEW WAYS TO SUCK INVESTORS IN
NAVAL BATTLE SINKS SOUTH KOREAN BOAT
CALL FOR US PILOT TO BE COURTMARSHALLED
US CONTINUES TO DEMAND EXEMPTION FROM WORLD COURT
BIG FIGHT IN PHILIPPINES
MONTREAL COP BUSTED
LEAP FROM CLIFF TO ESCAPE BEAR
CLARK CALLS TRIAL A NIGHTMARE
CANADIANS BECOMING MORE PATRIOTIC
VANCOUVER THE BEST PLACE ON THE PLANET FOR POT SMOKERS
LITTLE SCHMUCK FROM SHAWINIGAN PULLS IT OFF AGAIN
AMNESTY CITES MEXICAN ABUSES
FOREIGN PRESS
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BRAZIL WINS
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CHINESE CONSUL SHOT DEAD
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KUWAIT HANGS MAID MURDERERS
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CHAVEZ SUPPORTERS TAKE TO THE STREETS
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SAUDIS GIVEN ACCESS TO GUATANAMO
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AFGHAN QUEEN BURIED AT HOME
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BREZHNEV GRANDSON LAUNCHES NEW COMMUNIST PARTY
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VENEZUELANS FEAR NEW CLASHES
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KURDS GRIT TEETH FOR US STRIKE
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HEAD COP RESIGNS IN BUENOS AIRES
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JAPAN TARGETS ENDANGERED WHALES
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UN DEADLOCK OVER WORLD COURT
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ACCOUNTING PANIC HITS XEROX
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MASS BREAKOUT FROM AUSSIE REFUGEE CAMP
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ARGENTINA ARRESTS POLICE OVER DEATHS
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US TO PULL OUT OF BOSNIA UNLESS GIVEN IMMUNITY
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RIGHT-WINGER SAYS THE POODLE IS A BRO
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MICROSOFT WANTS TO CONTROL YOUR COMPUTER
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CHINA FACES AIDS TIME BOMB
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ISRAELI GUN SHIPS BOMBARD HEBRON BASE
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ROCKY ROAD TO PALESTINIAN POLL
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PHILIPPINES UTURNS OVER FOREIGN MINISTER
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INDONESIAN MILITIA LEADER ON TRIAL
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DUMBYA'S BRO MUSHARRAF A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY
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HEART OF THE MATTER
COLUMNS & ESSAYS
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THOSE WHO PRINT THE FACTS ARE PATRIOTS
gartner.. star.. can
FROM FIRST WORLD TO THIRD WORLD
lindsay.. star.. can
G-8 GOES GOOD WILL HUNTING IN AFRICA
gwyn.. star.. can
MEANWHILE.. RUSSIA GETS BACK TO MUZZLING ITS PRESS
ward.. star.. can
CAPITALIST SYSTEM DRIVEN BY GREED
crane.. star.. can
NEW DUMBYA WAR TARGETS BOARD ROOM BANDITS
mckenna.. star.. can
BERNIE JUST ONE OF THE BOYS
cook.. star.. can
DISSENT'S HISTORY A TALE OF FRUSTRATION
fraser.. star.. can
THE WAY OF THE WORLD
fotheringham.. globe.. can
O CANNABIS
star ed.. can
JUNGLE FOR SALE
wiwa.. globe can
WHY NOT BE THE WISEST NATION IN THE WORLD?
anderssen.. globe.. can
FOR CHRETIEN, THE PARTY'S OVER
simpson.. globe.. can
MARTHA GETS HER BUCKWHEATS
wente.. globe.. can
CANADIAN HEALTH CARE BEING TRADED AWAY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
clark & barlow.. globe.. can
CANADIAN KIDS SHINE
kielburger.. star.. can
WORLD EVENTS AROUND THE WATER COOLER
salutin.. globe.. can
*DUMBYA'S MID-EAST SPEECH A DIPLOMATIC FAUX PAS
lyon.. reuters
THE DUMBYA DOCTRINE
falk.. the nation.. us
AGAINST ISRAELI APARTHEID
tutu & urbina.. the nation.. us
DUMBYA'S PHONY PEACE PLAN
corn.. the nation
RUNNING ON EMPTY
hebert.. star.. can
CHRETIEN'S G-8 A CROCK O' SHYTE
crockford.. alternet
THE END OF THE MARKET
stanford.. globe.. can
Answer on slashdot: "Probably not much. Micro$oft software doesn't work."
LIFE WITH LINUX
WIPING YOUR COMPUTER CLEAN
COULD RED HAT BECOME THE NEXT MICRO$OFT?
zdnet
KURO5HIN SAVED
wired
EXCUSE ME-- IS YOUR TOOTH RINGING?
wired
MOST SOFTWARE SUCKS
tech review
AUSSIES TELEPORT
UNBREAKABLE LINUX UNLEASH ED
CANADIAN ISPs IN TROUBLE
QUEEN CHARLOTTE ISLANDS NEWS and RUMOURS
If you have news or salacious rumours for this space please email them to me
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HAIDA AND LOGGERS PUT DEAL TOGETHER
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DISNEY SWITCHES TO LINUX
slashdot
RIDING THE WORLD'S FASTEST TRAIN
slashdot
BLACK HELICOPTERS, TINFOIL HATS AND THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA
kuro5hin
IS THE UNIVERSE ITS OWN COMPUTER
slashdot
SATIRE
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CAN-WEST TO DECENTRALIZE EDITORIAL CONTROL
vancouver scum
NEW STUDY SHOWS CANADIAN CEOS UNDERPAID
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HARPER PLEDGES US STYLE SECURITY
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HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FOR LOSERS
vancouver scum
BC HEALTH CARE GETS WORLD CLASS CLEANERS
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GOVERNMENT SPRINTS TO REFERENDUM VICTORY
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CLEANING UP IN BC'S FORESTS
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CAMPBELL TOURS BC HEALTH CARE UNCUTS
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COELL CRUELL TO BE KIND
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JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS FOR SENIORS
vancouver scum
BC ALTERS GRIZZLY HUNT TO SAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES
vancouver scum
DAY FARE BUILDS WORLD CLASS SKILL BASE
vancouver scum
MILLIONAIRES-- BC'S MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE
vancouver scum
RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS
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BODY OF MAD MAGAZINE REPORTER FOUND IN BELECHISTAN
the onion
WHITE HOUSE ACCUSED OF SHARING TOO MUCH AFTER RUMMY'S "I'M SCARED SHITLESS" SPEECH
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RETURNING KIWIS RACE TO ERASE RESUMES
spinner.. nz
RUSSIA AND US SIGN NUCLEAR TREATY NEITHER PLANS TO ABIDE BY
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GUNS ARE ONLY DEADLY IF USED FOR THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE
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NEW SCANDAL ROCKS CHURCH
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GREENPEACE WILL NOW OPPOSE EVEYTHING
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I SHOULD START SOME KIND OF CORPORATION
the onion
FBI AGENT ACCUSED OF PASSING SECRETS TO THE US
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HEALTH CARE ADVOCATES CRY FOUL
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GO
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SOCCER MAD US CRAZED OVER WORLD CUP
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MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
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GOD RE-FLOODS THE MIDDLE EAST
the onion
ANDDOVUS NATIONS AUTHORISE REGIME CHANGE FOR USA
common dreams
BAR TRIVIA CHAMP BEING A REAL DICK ABOUT IT
ther onion
GEORGE W BUSH IS PREGNANT
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THE INSTANT MONEY INVENTION PLAN
the onion
REPORT FROM THE CENTRE FOR FIGURING OUT REALLY OBVIOUS THINGS
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HOW TO
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MAKE YOUR OWN WICKED HASH
BUILD YOUR OWN COMPUTERIZED ANDROID HEAD
BUILD YOUR OWN CPU WATER COOLER
BUILD YOUR OWN PLASMOID
BUILD YOUR OWN UFO
BUILD YOUR OWN MATCHSTICK ROCKET
BUILD YOUR OWN RAMJET GOCART
BUILD YOUR OWN JET POWERED BEER COOLER
(more)
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