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JL, 28 August 2007
Disorder Trauma Test

Anyone who's been reading this website for any length of time knows that I'm what Marlo E. Schuldt of Heritage Collector calls a "cobbler", i.e. a patcher of bits and pieces.  In this case, software.  It sounds like a character flaw.  Marlo can discourse for hours on the failures of various organizational systems.  He's a brilliant man and he's probably right.  But cobbling in e-space as on Earth is just my nature, I can't help it.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Heritage Collector is heavy-duty media organizing and presentation software.  It's specifically designed to be user-friendly to people of all levels of expertise.  Marlo has also written a colorful and entertaining guidebook covering every aspect of organizing your genealogy files and projects.  It's designed to be used in conjunction with the Heritage Collector software, but is full of tips and ideas for anyone.

If you're interested in heavy-duty media organizers I came across another one called MediaDex that looks useful.   Useful for what I'm not sure because I think I'm already as organized as I need to be.  But then somedays I just like a good challenge.  And who knows, it might be life-altering.  MediaDex caught my eye when I was looking for software that handles IPTC.

Here's a website listing other IPTC-compatible software.

MediaDex is not for the faint-of-heart.  My definition of 'faint-of-heart' means that if I have to spend more than 10 minutes finding my way around, or god forbid, read a Help File, it's off my computer.  

A major difference between Heritage Collector and MediaDex is that Heritage Collector is a self-contained box for all your files, and MediaDex links to your files where else they exist.  They both have intensive cataloguing options.

One way or the other, we just gotta get organized.  Marlo has given me permission to reprint this from his newsletter:

Disorder Trauma Test
The following test will help you determine
if you have the disorder “Disorder.” The test is easy and simple to score. Soon
you will know if you have what I call the
“Organizational Trauma Disorder.

Symptoms: (check all that apply)

New Home Excuse. Your spouse gets annoyed
each time you tell him/her you do not have enough
floor space. You never reveal the true reason. You
need more space to lay out everything in
“organized” piles. You know a six bedroom house
will be the best solution since you could use one
room for each collection and the garage for
shredding duplicates.

Memory Loss. Can’t remember what’s in each
pile of newly “sorted” items.

Dysnomia. Word finding difficulty and
confabulation trying to name or identify each of
the “piles” of newly organized materials.

Mental Confusion, Fatigue and Increased
Agitation. Occurs whenever you engage in any
activity that involves organization.

Irrational Word Fears. Organization, find,
organize, throw away, file, binder, folder, garbage,
and COMPUTER.

Delaying Tactics. Compulsion to walk on your
treadmill for extended periods or doing 50 pushups
whenever someone suggests you need to get
organized or clean your desk.

Dramatic Increase in “Senior Moments.” These
embarrassing events seem to occur more often
when you are in any process that involves
organization.

Unrealistic Calming Strategies. Repeatedly
reciting the mantra “I just can’t do this.” However,
chanting the mantra does seem to relax you until
someone speaks to you, especially grandchildren.

Approach / Avoidance Mechanisms. Attempting
to start and avoiding the task by doing something
easier such as scrubbing an unfinished wood floor
on your knees or removing four layers of wallpaper
with a hand scraper.
Concealed Embarrassment Strategy. When
family asks how you are doing, you respond by
saying you just want to be alone with your photos.

Sudden Waves of Nausea. You immediately
become nauseous when others offer guidance or
you try to explain how they can help.

Dizziness Attacks. You suddenly get dizzy or
lightheaded whenever someone turns on the fan
above the table containing your “almost” organized
stacks of photos.

Memory Lapses. Asking others how long they
have been in the room unnoticed and then offering
a blanket apology for anything you might have
accidentally said when frustrated. The problem –
you can’t remember what you just said now or five
minutes ago.

Incoherent Mumbling and Talking to Self.
Saying, “This is just impossible” over and over and
grinding of the teeth. Teeth grinding may cause
TMJ (temporal mandibular joint) pain if this phrase
is overused. Grinding your teeth at night may
affect your spouse and cause bruising from being
poked in the ribs all night.

Frequent Naps. Nodding off several times a day
instead of organizing materials.

Transient Blood Pressure Increase. Rise in
pressure is directly proportional to time spent
organizing.



Scoring Directions:
Two Matching Symptoms =
Definitely confirmed diagnosis.

One or No Symptoms = Serious
Phase II Organizational Denial Disease.

Refusal to take the time to take the
test. I can’t help you – seek
immediate counseling.




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