1947
In 1947 on the 19th day
June the month was born
the ordinary way
that my mother has sworn
The spark of intelligence
fingers are divine
feet are soft and puffy
I really think there mine
Between the cushions
will lend forth more
a rattling soother
or a bum rash sore
A Johnson will justly
powder my behind
and Vaseline always protects
that little thing of mine
Woody 