Oh! Jingle bells,

Prickley smells,

Menlow's such a drag.

The Ashley girls flip their curls

And Finster's such a hag!

Oh! Jingle Bells,

Randall tells,

Kindergartners scream.

What's that noise? The digger boys!

For lunch they ate some beans.

Oh! Jingle Bells,

Christmas spells

Two weeks off from school.

No more books or lunch from cooks

The holidays are cool!