1. There are no errors on the pages of THE GOD
COMPLEX. We are perfect.
2. In the event that you find what you think is an
error (ie: grammar, spelling, factual) you should recall that the ways of the
immortals are different than yours. Better, more intelligent, and different. At
any time, we may choose to change the rules of right and wrong. It is not for
you to question. Your inability to fully comprehend them is forgiven. Reread
Law 1.
3. Immortals are busy beyond the grasp of the most
advanced of your puny human minds. We will not be bothered by your well meant,
but utterly meaningless attempts at correction. Amused, but not bothered.
4. While we toy with your lives on a daily basis, your
own day-to-day problems are far beneath our concern. Reread Law 3.
5. Some of you have been kind enough to forward what
you thought (in the loose terms of the word) were constructive suggestions. You
underestimate how insignificant you truly are. Reread all laws.
6. True Believers who have sought individual wisdoms,
success in life, escape from your troubles, etc, by climbing the mountain, have
apparently forgotten this one key fact. We created your problems for our
amusement. Your success is by our choice. The across the board answer is no.
It is imperative to remember, that when
surfing the World Wide Web, you will have laws to follow. We don't, but you do.
At THE GOD COMPLEX, we like to think of our
True Believers as faithful friends, like bipedal Labrador Retrievers as it
were. And in the hopes of making your trips to the mountain a more pleasurable
experience, some guidelines are in order. While we are not setting these
commandments in stone (frankly, it's been done before and that guy lost 5 of
the commandments anyway) they should be followed closely. It may help to
remember that our computer has a key labelled SMITE.
I now feel prepared to
reascend the mountain.