Welcome.. Observe as Miss Tiff throws a diet fit. yer ok, this site
is rated PG-13. In the words of Madonna "Come on girls! Do you
believe in love? coz i got somethin' to say about it,
and it goes somethin' like
this.."
My online journal is where i diet/rant, coz i tend to get over-emotional on
diets, i do TRY to behave myself as much as humanly possible, but i am
a flibbitigibit. i can't be trusted to behave. but it's not THAT bad,
it's pretty much just :
Miss Tiff's Blog
feel free to
just to save time i will give you an FAQ...
1. How much do you weigh?
Answer: Waaaaaah, Rickey!! sniff sniff
2. How old are you Miss Tiff?
Answer: i'm only 28 *lie detector doesn't move in oil of olay commercial*. "WOT?? crickey!
she's 40 if she's a day!" i'll never tell
3. Will you marry me Miss Tiff?
Answer: stop stalking me gilles :P
One of the most DELICIOUS sensibilities is smell. i finally found
a perfume i can wear and it's so cute and yummy! it's not like you can
eat it, but CLOSE, and i think you should satisfy as many senses as possible
that don't make you fat. The scent is called:
So?... Kiss Me!
Having trouble giving up alcohol? why not try DRUGS! fat free,
sodium free, sugar free, plus a great diet aid. caffeine is a
good start, then you could try nicotine, then how about speed?
nothing like speed to make you feel like you can
take on the world. just kidding you guys. was
just putting a joke on the page to lighten things up.
Morphin'? Bad time to buy clothes but still want to treat yourself?
Accessorize! I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Hello Kitty self explainatory i think, if anybody watches the gilmore girls
David and Goliath where i get my 'boys are smelly' accessories
Black Jack Inc you know, that whacky 'you suck' rabbit, tees, hats, wallets, purses, etc
Icy Chic little customizable compacts and other accessories to be had
The Pink Bee A hip site with happy hand bags that will make you happy in turn
Naughty Secretary Club Much vintage stuff to be found on this site! purses jewelry, hair bobs, what have you..
Sibling Rivalry Hand Made purses and jewelry, cute site
Wild About Purses A veritable festival of tacky purses and such.
McDonald's Salads More Fat than Cheeseburgers
LONDON (Reuters) - Global hamburger giant McDonald's latest line in healthy looking salads may contain more fat than its hamburgers, according to the company's Web Site.
McDonald's, plagued by health critics and flattening sales, has launched the biggest change to its menu in 30 years with its plans to get into the multi-million pound prepared salad market.
"You can choose your salad, topping and dressing. You can mix and match to suit your diet and lifestyle," said a McDonald's spokeswoman.
However, consumers hoping to lose weight by switching from burgers to salads may be disappointed, according to the Interactive Nutrition Counter on the McDonald's Web site.
For example, on the new menu to be launched at the end of this month, a "Caesar salad with Chicken Premiere" contains 18.4 grams of fat compared with 11.5 grams of fat in a standard cheeseburger.
The British Nutrition Foundation (BNF) told Reuters it welcomed the salad menu but warned that salad dressings bought in fast-food outlets or supermarkets could be very high in fat and calories.
New Gaming Exercise
JOSH TORRISI'S biceps are burning. His pecs are sore. There's a film of sweat on his forehead. But Mr. Torrisi hasn't been to the gym in nearly a week. He has just finished playing a video game.
A Maryland start-up company has put together a new game pad that builds up more than a player's thumbs. Instead of maneuvering with the standard set of miniature joysticks, users of the kiloWatt controller from Powergrid Fitness (www.powergridfitness.com) steer a shoulder-high steel alloy pole.
The device is due to reach stores in June. Its $700 price tag may exceed the grasp of most gamers. But to a panting Mr. Torrisi, a 26-year-old advertising executive, there was no question that just a few minutes of pushing against the kiloWatt's metal rod made for a serious workout.
National Lampoon's Coffee and Lettuce Diet
Why Most Plans Fail
Many plans fail because they rely on portion control, a form of self-sacrifice that dieters find to be really mean. Other plans struggle when they become bogged down in scientific terminology such as “carbs,” “fats,” and “proteins,” technical concepts that simply overwhelm dieters.
Problems You Might Encounter:• Rickets
• Scurvy
• Breathing abnormalities
• Liver and/or kidney damage
• Grand Mal Seizures
• Alzheimer’s (rare; death far more common—see below)
• Death