I.C.R. Mission Statment

I.C.R.'s mission is: Cultural:
To expand audiences for quasi science on Nada and the world. To be a leader in education. To be a research institution. To engage in some very strange experiments. To make stuff up as we go along. To study disturbing cult phenomena. To engage in making strange new sounds. Educate nitwits. Take advice from robotic writing machines.

Strategic Goals:

Teaching and Learning

To support and advance the teaching and the learning of things needed

for the improvement of dark matter

Technology

To make the resources of the I.C.R. electronically available to the whole world

Identity

To establish the I.C.R.'s public identity as the indispensable resource

for understanding nothing ( nada )

To establish the I.C.R.'s public appearance as the unneeded

resource for understating the obvious ( Zero )

Diversity

To extend the I.C.R.'s commitment to diversity in every aspect of its work

Strategic Goals and Objectives

Teaching and Learning: To support and advance the teaching and the learning

Objectives:

Acquire warehouses to store new faked up environments

Continue cataloguing and preservation of identified priorities

Continuously evaluate and research more others

Create one more other

Create a time machine

Create

a geld machine

Create research center orientation space

Create small satellite like time machine

Create mobile Urban Center

Develop a core group of others

Expand use of distance learning

Fund residence program

Identify and develop for special exhibitions a core group of audiences

Identify and three minor collections

Increase members each year until there are too many ( until they are too large? )

Increase numbers of manuscripts

Institutionalize puns

Launch and maintain ideas

Plan, implement, and complete new approaches

Plan, implement, and complete new core approaches

Publish a book on strange theories

Refine current shear wave technology

Rolling five year plan activity in documentation, research and access and...

Secure annual support for clap trap

Speed up processing

Technology: To make the resources of the I.C.R. electronically available

Objectives:

Complete a five year rolling technology plan including equipment, staffing,

all institutional projects

Continue retrospective conversion of paper records to particle form

Create one structured electronic interpretive thing so unique aspects of I.C.R.

things can... Travel?

Create plan to identify ( if any )and digitize collections

Develop a plan to digitize in audio and video formats

Develop and implement e commerce for string products and services

Establish technology advisory committee with defined roles, tasks, and expected incomes

Establish technology training workshops for staff

Evaluate and Improve I.C.R. Identify, prioritize, and implement opportunities for

technology collaboration with people etc

Install staff communication

Make a super highway to lost items

Identity: To establish the I.C.R.'s public identity as the indispensable understanding organ

Objective:

Expansion of multiple identities that adapt to new conditions.
Assess the feasibility of creating a joint destination
Conduct market research for art
Continue to identify, cultivate, and solicit major gift prospects( members etc... )
Create and integrated, long term marketing plan
Develop a plan to use readily available items ( match books )as gifts to donors
Expand...
Expand donor base
Expand membership
Expand selection of collection based products in museum store
Identify and engage vendor or consultant to assist in integrating
web site with overall identity package
Identify and exploit opportunities
Identify and implement opportunities to leverage I.C.R.'s invisibility
through partnerships with others
Identify opportunities to establish I.C.R. brand matches as currency
Market and publicize key additions to increase visibility
Rename and redesign "Past Times" to "Griddle"

Technology:

Recommend a new artifact storage system based on leaving things in the past

Complete compensation study and implement recommendations

Conduct visitor and marketing research on le ig houlers afé

Develop a system for tracking, speeding up and improving

Develop and implement programs to recognize staff

Establish an ongoing cleanliness program -- inside out

Expand volunteer base and improve volunteers

Identify four opportunities annually

Implement audio robotic writing courses

Implement existing plan for fee service

Improve performance appraisal system to involute staff internally and externally

Improve experience ( maybe )

Plan staff history education about inventions of mass hoodwinking

Diversity: To extend the I.C.R.'s commitment to diversity

Objectives:

Attract demography

Continue potential collaboration

Develop and implement appropriate schedule

Document and collect materials that reflect shear waves

Evaluate and improve effectiveness of staff

Focus. Try to focus

Identify at least two opportunities per year for international contacts

Identify government funded programs Implement ideas

Implement "My History is Past" program

Increase number of women, blacks, gays and "others," on the Board

Intimate annual neighborhood block party

More staff and volunteer labour

Values Statement

We recognize the contribution that understanding can make to people

and to contemporary life

We recognize the contributions of all people to the best way to maximize

needed forms of...

We respect the unique viewpoints, beliefs, backgrounds, and experiences that

making meanings need

We value the relationship we have with our diverse publics and respect the

importance of forging and maintaining partnerships to help advance any mission

We value truth seeking through civilized discourse and inquiry

We value openness, honesty, and integrity in our professional relationships

and respect our colleagues' unique perspectives, talents, and abilities

We value everything we do

We value everything you do

We value everything everyone else does

We value everything

We value

We value...

That's what we do; value

And, it's just awesome I just can't say enough about how much we value

We are all about values

We value values so much that we don't even have a mechanism for

questioning what we value

Mostly, old Protestant values turn us on

Five hundred year old stuff made up by almost completely uneducated guys is what we value

It doesn't even matter that we aren't German,( 306 ) because we value so much

What does German nationalism ( Of countries ) have to do with us; you may well ask? We would never.

We don't value artists.

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