"Colonel."

"Yeah?"

"You're laying on top of me."

"I noticed that."

"Get off."

"Sorry. Can't. Those stun guns must have completely paralyzed me."

"Colonel - that's not your sidearm, is it?"

"Er...no."

"So not all your muscles are paralyzed."

"Guess not."

"This is embarrassing."

"It's all right for you. You're the one on top. I can barely breathe."

"Sorry, Carter."

"Sir -- I think the effect is wearing off."

"Actually...no. It's not."

"Not that. I meant the paralyzing effect."

"Oh. Sorry."

"That's better. I can breathe again."

"Good...Carter, look out!"

"Oof!"

"Carter..."

"Yes?"

"You're laying on top of me..."