APPLICATION FOR A BETTER JOB

TO:                                                            , MLA
                  
                                                                                          (Constituency)


Dear Sir/Madam:

RE:   MAKING MORE MONEY

Please accept this letter as my application for one of the higher-paying jobs that Lynn Stephens, Minister of State for Women’s Equality, has recommended to me so that I will be able to make more money.

Ms. Stephens has suggested to BC women that we make less money because of poor choices.  By giving you this application, please be advised that I am choosing to have a really high-paying job.

With your strong connections to the BC business community, I’m sure you and other Members of your government can recommend me to the multitudes of companies who are eagerly waiting to employ me.

And in keeping with Minister Stephens’ personal commitment to BC women, I trust this job will give me the freedom to work where I wish, for whatever I wish, and be free to live where I want.

To keep from continuing to be one of the “poor who gets poorer,” I am exercising my choice to become one of the “rich who will get richer.”

I look forward to receiving the myriad of job offers from your friends in the small, medium and big business sectors.  I expect to receive lots of lucrative job offers so I can make yet another choice on just how rich I would like to become.

I thank you and Minister Stephens for your assistance in helping me make better choices.

Sincerely,