Well,you see, I got a call from this agent who said "How would you like to model for the cover of a book?" And I said, "Sure!" And the agent said "The book is called Midlife Man." And I said "Oh.".

So, to make a long story short, I am nude on the cover of Midlife Man by Dr. Art Hister, published by Greystone Books in Vancouver, released October 1998. Photo by Chick Rice (yes, a female photographer).

And that is how an almost 40 year old comedian gets nude pictures taken of himself.

Ahem. Alright, how about some references and critiques of me, or perhaps the story of me hosting the X-Files Expo?