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The National
Assembly for Wales announced on Sunday 1st April that, as a direct result of
the popularity of Dr Who which, as we know, is mainly filmed in and around
Cardiff, major film production companies such as Warner, Paramount and
Universal are intending to use locations within Wales for remakes of a number
of classic films.
Titles that have been
announced so far include:-
1 Reservoir Gogs
2 Tomb Rhondda
3 The Eagle has Llandudno
4 Caerleon
Camping
5 Huw Green Was My Valet
6 Independence
Dai
7 The Pembroker
8 Who Aberdares,
Wins
9 Licence to Rhyl
10 Huw Dares Gwynedd
11 The Prisoner of Rhondda
12 An American in
Powys
13 The Wizard of Oswestry
14 Haverfordwest Was
Won
15 Myfanwy by Gaslight
16 A Bridgend Too Far
17 9½ Leeks
18 The Good, The Bad
and the Llanelli
19 Ystalyfera Baby!
20 The Dai Who Loved
Me
21 The Full Ponty
22 Dai Hard
23 Look You Bach in Bangor
24 Live and Let Dai
25 Caego
26 Lord of the Rings:
The Twin Gowers
27 Porthcawl of the Wild
28 Runaway Cardiff
29 Dial M4 Merthyr
30 A Fishguard called
Rhondda
31 Crocodile Ton Pentre
32 Sheena: Queen
of the Mumbles
33 In Ffarmers Way
34 Breakfast at
Myfanwy's
35 Trefforest Gump
36 Cwmando
37 The Gogs of War
38 What Lies By Neath
These two are
courtesy of Mrs. Beryl Lloyd Roche, my mother's creative genius at work:
39 The Maentwrog
Candidate
40 The Penrhyndeudraeth Story
Alternative National
Anthem of Wales...
My Hen Laid A Haddock
My hen laid a haddock,
one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Dan's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
Dad! Dad! Why
don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly.
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