Motorcycle's last longer.

Motorcycle's don't get pregnant.

You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.

Motorcycle's don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.

If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

Motorcyle's don't care about how many other motorcycle's you have ridden.

When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycle's don't mind if you look at other motorcycle's ,
or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle.

If you say bad things to your motorcycle and don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.

You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Motorcycle's always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycle's don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Motorcycle don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.

It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.

If you get rid of your motorcycle it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.

If you leave town you don't have to worry if your motorcycle is letting somebody else ride it.

You can trade your motorcycle in for a newer model without paying alimony.

Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you play with it in public.

Your motorcycle has an off switch.

You can totally ignore your motorcycle as long as you want.

Your motorcycle won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights.

Your motorcycle doesn't expect foreplay.

Your motorcycle doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.

People envy your motorcycle more the older it gets.

Your motorcycle doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.

You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!

Motorcycle's don't mind having two riders at the same time.

If you take care of your motorcycle, it will never get to old for you to ride it.

You can always tell if your motorcycle is turned on or not.

Your motorcycle doesn't mind living in the garage.

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