Biker Old Lady
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of
a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his
arms answers the door.
She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."
So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to
a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a
day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up
by the Fuzz?"
The little old lady says "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times."
Davidson and God
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
1.There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, he was already
drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked
around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up,
staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face
and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway
butt naked. Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were
confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said
nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the
table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma
liked it!"
The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it
Grandpa, you're drunk Go home!"
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Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes,"
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.
2.It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3.Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4.The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5.The maintenance costs are outrageous."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.
Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
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