"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." -- Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's
how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." -- Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward
Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-- Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog
does." -- Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A.
Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his
love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his
heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
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July 31st 2001
My Dog Jake
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