I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

The garbage man is NOT stealing our stuff.

I must remember clothing is for people only.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.

I will not bark each time I hear a dog on TV.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the garbage can.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

I must remember to go in the dog designated areas as in the background shown

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November 5th 2001