What If Elvis Was Really Santa

Graceland would be our North Pole

His suit would be army green and not red

No more White Christmas's they would all be Blue

Teddy Bears would top all our Christmas Trees

We would all find blue suede shoes in our stockings

The top fashion in season would be studded jump suits

No more Jingle Bell Rock it would be Jail House Rock

Father Christmas would be gone we'd all be saying King Elvis

We already have thousands of Elvis impersonators to hang in the malls

Our Christmas Star would now be a Flaming Star

And Elvis like Santa will live on forever

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