9. When Mom's not looking I lick her coffee cup.

8. When I fart and Dad blames it on Mom .

7. When I push my slimmy ball on Mom pants.

6. When Mom is cleaning the windows....I slim them right away.

5. When Mom is watering shrubs and I play tug-a-war with the hose.

4. When I pull the folded throw blanket off the couch constantly.

3. When Mom is showing me off with one of the tricks I know ...and I just look at her.

2. When I dig the hole Mom just filled in.

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AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT MAKES ME HOWL IS...

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1. When I jump on Mom's back as she pooper scoops.