Photographer Dora
The Fraser River

              The following stories are true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. MS Moments, Brain Farts, Foggy Times and Momentary Lapse's are just a few expressions I use for the sometimes daily faux pas I have. If your brave enough to send your true story in with your name I will be happy to place it on my page.

I put a cup of cold coffee in the cupboard instead of in the microwave. How long do you think I should nuke it for.

Twice I have used my green eyeliner on my eyebrows. Clown for hire!!
No, Make that two and one eye brow times

I stepped into the shower with my bra still on. Like what a way to wash your bra. Next time I should try fully dressed! LOL

I tend to put my tops on inside out alot. I see it as I can wear them twice as long before washing them.

I have caught myself many times putting non fridgable items in the refrigerator. It is a good thing I can't pick up my dog. Frozen Jake on a stick anyone?

I locked my husband out of the house. Then proceded to wash my hair and did not hear the door bell. Left him locked out side up to six minutes. And he still loves me.

Ever have forgotten a good friends name? I have...it just sat there on the tip of my tongue while I looked at them. Hey Mister!!!

For day light savings time I set my clock forward one week ahead of schedule as well as letting all my friends know to set their clocks. Sure am glad I still have friends.

I zapped strapped my kill switch bar on the self propelled lawn mower. Unfortuanetly it tightened and I had to wait for any neighbour to appear to ask for sissers. Until then I walked in circles as the lawn mower's tank was full. Now that is one way to get my exercise.

I was at my local corner store . Put my money on the counter for my purchase. The male clerk looks at me and says..."This is not a loonie". I look and it turns out to be a coin my girl friend gave me. Its colour is the same as our loonie (dollar). Imprinted on it in capital letter was the word "SEX. Anyone for a loonie? LOL

I went to make a pot of coffee. I grind fresh coffee beans with every pot. Nothing like unground coffee beans in the filter to drip. Now that is what I call full bodied flavoured.

The other day I went to feed my dog Jake as I do every day. I took out his bowl from the cupboard, filled it up with his dog food and then put the dish back in the cupboard. Note: No dogs starved, Jake did get fed. And he loves me no matter what. LOL

My husband and I had Chineese food the other night, take out. When cleaning up , I put the left overs all in one container for the next days work lunch for him. I then threw out the empty containers in the garbage as well as the container with the lunch to be. Like who needs to eat when your in love.