Dancing On Wheels:Murphy's law

1.A motorcycle will not fall over without an audience.

2.The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and of the owner's ego.

3.You will lose your sunglasses because you left them on your head, and they fell off when putting helmet on.

4.You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after you on the freeway far from an exit.

5.The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put on your gloves.

6.A bird will shit on your helmet.

7. You will run out of gas and forget you have a reserve tank.

8.Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.

9.You will leave for a ride and it is sunny, before you return it will be raining and you don't have rain gear.

10.If you open your mouth while riding a bug will fly in it.