Duct tape won't fix that.
I think we should sell the pickup and buy a minivan.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Ten tattoos is enough for any man.
Smoking is such a nasty habit.
I wonder if I can get some quieter pipes?
The tires on that truck are too big.
Sturgis is too far to ride to.
Brass knuckles and chains are for sissies.
Hustler? No, I subscribe to National Geographic.
I shaved my beard because it made me look like a inbred redneck
Do these leather chaps make my ass look too big?
No more for me. I'm ridin'!
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