When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Touch him.
Ask him where he bought his cool helmet.
Refer to him by his first name.
Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
When he says no, cry.
When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
Bribe him with donuts.
When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
Act like you are retarded.
Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
When he comes up to your bike, say I have a badge just like yours!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Touch his motorcycle
Talk to your hand.
When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
When he asks to inspect your bike, say there is no alcohol on my bike, sir, the last cop got it.
Try to sell him your bike.
If there is someone else on the bike with you, talk to each other in tongues.
When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
Ask if you can see his gun.
Tell him you like men in uniform.
Every time he asks you a question. Ask your imaginary friend for the answer.
Keep changing the subject. Talk about his motorcycle.
When he asks for your license, say "You're not gonna check my saddlebags, are ya?"
" Ask him are You Andy or Barney?"
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