Dancing On Wheels:Sissy

If you can keep your legs closed when you ride

If the other bikers do not wave to you

If you drink coffee instead of beer.

If you don't wear leathers

If you don't ride your bike in the rain.

If you wear runners when you ride

If your tatoos wash off.

If you have never kick started a bike before.

If you refer to your bike as your "toy".

If you wear a full face helmet

If you wear a helmet

If you wear earplugs

If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you

If you can't find your oil filter

If you think any motorcycle is too loud

If your poney tail comes off with your cap

If you need a biker lingo book

If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"

If other people bikers scare you

If you complain about your sore butt

If you've ever said "Isn't it too cold/wet/hot/dry/dark to ride?"

If your bike has a basket

If your jeans have a crease.

You read this page & say hey that's me