1. Thou shalt not stumble and land on something squishy.

2. Thou shalt not hide chocolate and fail to share.

3. Thou shalt not make commitments thou knowest thou might not be able keep.

4. Thou shalt not take drugs thy neurologist has not prescribed.

5. Thou shalt not use handicap parking when thou needest it not.

6. Thou shalt not pass on dinner when cooked by someone else.

7. Thou shat not feign forgetfulness for the sake of convenience.

10. Thou shalt not forget thy hand held fan on a hot day.

11. Thou shalt not forget to take thy happy pills when thy needest them.

12. Thou shalt not drag race in public in thy wheelchair.

13. Thou shalt not hitchhike home after walking too far.

14. Thou shalt not use thy cane as a lethal weapon.

15. Thou shalt not climb Mount Everest cause it is there.

16. Thou shalt not let fart slip out in public if thou cannot run fast enough to hide.

17. Thou shalt not buy house with stairs.

By Dora

Dedicated to the Rogues for they have all climbed mountains.

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