Top ten reasons why dogs are better than men

10. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
9. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
8. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
7. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh
at how you throw.)
5. You can train a dog.
4. Dogs are easy to buy for.
3. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but
there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to
you).
2. Dogs understand what "no" means.

And the number one reason why dogs are better than men

1. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.