They're way too cool to acknowledge any non-Harley riders.

They can't see other bikes unless there is lots of stainless

It is part of the Harley experience.

Other Harley riders will call them sissys

They never heard you coming over their pipes

They're too busy humming "Born to be Wild" while fantasizing about being Peter Fonda or Dennis Hopper.

They're too busy figuring out how to pay for next order of genuine Harley accessories

If they really have to tell you, you won't understand anyway.

They are way too cold to wave back.

Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.

Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

If you wave to them they think you are actually trying to draw their attention to the parts falling off their bikes.

Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their cold ears .

They're thinking about how tight their jeans are.

Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

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