Your girl asks you if you can move the bike so she can watch the t.v. better
You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
Your best friends are named after animals.
Taking your girl on a cruise means puttin down the highway.
Your best shoes have steel toes.

You quit your job to go to Sturgis.
You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
Your idea of jewelry is chains & barbwire
You have your bike torn apart in your living room.
Sturgis is your dream vacation.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
You pull your bike into the motel room & use a bath towel to wipe it off.
You call someone a wimp because they have a Blister on their thumb.
You think God invented winter so you can get the bike ready for Daytona.
You know how many teeth are on your rear sprocket & how much torque to use on your head bolts.

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
Any day you ride is a good day.
Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
You wake up next to your girl & your first thought is if your bike will start.

Your kids learn to ride on theback of your bike before they can walk.
Your garage has more square footage than your house.
Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it.
You thow a party and more bikes show up than cars.
Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show & Tell .
All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.

Foot Note: I found this on the net and thought
it would be a welcome addition to
my humor section

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