Mini earthquakes are happening frequently.
You stumble and miss the step that isn't there.
You cannot remember how to spell the word "remember".
Apostrophies confuse you with their usages.
You forget your note reminders at home.
You now go through your days on auto pilot and hope for the best.
Your dust bunnies are reproducing .
Your oven hasn't been used for a year.
A microwave oven becomes a great birthday gift.
Fingerprints on your windows you call artistic expressions.
Old folks can walking further and faster than you.
You have forgotten where you hid your chocolate stash.
Your freezer is stocked with fast foods.
You tingle all over and it is electrifying.
Handidart is now stopping at your door.
You jot down notes but you forget to read them.