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Dual Monitors
  1. First off, this tutorial assumes you have some knowledge of working with the hardware inside your computer, as with all tutorials, I am not responsible for any and all damage you may cause!

  2. With that said, lets start, Firstly, if you do not have a dual output video card, you must obtain an additional Video Card. Got two Video cards? ok,lets get moving.

  3. All right, now, my system is set with a AGP 32 meg card and a PCI 4 meg card, I would not reccomend trying this with anything older than a 16 meg as your primary video, as the primary needs to "step down" and allow the secondary to boot, so with a 16 meg and a 2 or 4 meg as minimum requirements, you should be fine. It should be noted that you do not need a AGP card to do this two PCI card will work fine, as longs as the same guidelines are met.

  4. With The cards installed, boot up, and go into the BIOS, with Windows XP/2000 you need to go to your video boot configuration, and set it so PCI boots first. Windows 98se/ME users can skip this step all together.

  5. Finally, when windows boots, open display properties, go over to settings tab and enable the other monitor.
    See? wasn't that easy? now all your friends will drool with amazement on how you managed to set up two monitors on one computer. :)

If you Have any trouble, feel free to e-mail me, or post a message in the MegaGames Forums, Myself and others will be happy to assist you.

How To Get Over ANYONE

This is a little guide I found...very true, detailing the seven steps you'll need to take to get over someone. Have you been wronged? Angry at your ex, but you still love them? Want them out of your life for good? You've come to the right place. Within a month, their name will mean nothing to you. Sit back, relax, open a Hienkein for me, and welcome enlightenment.

• Force yourself not to think about them

This person probably runs through your mind quite a few times during your typical day. In fact, you may purposely think about them while you're bored. Stop it. When you start thinking about them, immediately switch gears. The sooner you quit thinking about them, the sooner you'll forget about them.

• Don't see them

Don't look at them. Don't go to their house. Don't go have coffee with them. Do anything and everything to avoid looking at them.

• Don't talk to them

Don't phone them. Don't e-mail them. Don't instant message them. In fact, add them to your ignore list ASAP. You don't want them trying to contact you either. If they call you, don't be polite - hang up the phone immediately. Out of site, out of mind, so to speak.

• Don't masturbate to their image

If you really cared about this person, chances are you thought of them sexually. Stop it immediately. Make it a conscious effort to think about someone else. The reason for this is that while you're getting your rocks off, you feel good. You don't want to associate feeling good with this person.

• Get out

Go to the mall. Get another job. Go take a walk in the park. Start chatting up another member of the opposite sex. Even if it is the 'rebound' effect, it's a damn good effect - it gets your mind on something else.

• Don't sulk

Don't pity yourself. Don't think about how you fucked up, or what a disgrace you are. Remember that if they were too stupid to realize what a gem you are, then they aren't worth your trouble. It may be hard to admit, but if they were as great as you thought, then they would have appreciated you.

• Plenty of fish in the sea

Remember that there is about 5.7 billion people on this planet. The ratio between male and female is about half (2.85 billion of each) and 1/8 of them are in your age group (356 million). About half of them are taken, so that leaves you with 178 million other options. Do you really think this person was the best out of those 178 million others? Would you take those odds on the next lottery? Didn't think so.