• February 12, 2001 (18:58)
    ‘Top Ten Times In History when using the "F" word was appropriate:’

    10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

    9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" -Custer

    8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein

    7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" -Picasso

    6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" -Pythagorus

    5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

    4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." -Joan of Arc

    3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my @ss!" -Noah

    2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -JFK

    And the Number One Time...

    1) Ah, come on. Who the *&%#s gonna find out? - Bill Clinton
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