‘Lifesavers'

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders

Using a bowl of lifesavers, he gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say
"Red ........cherry"
"Yellow.....lemon"
"Green.....lime"
"Orange....orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavoured Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well", he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up horrified, spit hers out and yelled,

"Everybody, spit them out -- they're ass holes!!!"