• March 09, 2001 (10:04)


    ‘You must be singles’

     A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects a quart of milk, 1/2 dozen eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a drunk standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance,

    "You must be single."

    The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and not seeing anything unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on earth did you know?"

    He replies, "Because you're ugly."
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