"So, you've decided to have a party."

My friends Kelsey and Miranda are having a Disco Fever Bash this Friday Night.. come one come all. They needed to find some Disco Threads so we went on a trek to Value Village to see what goodies (crap) we could find.

"Who knew what Treasures I would find?"

There we are trying on whatever looked ugly. And Miranda comes to me with this Bright Red Polyester Shirt. She says hey Mud look at what I found…

"No way!…"

It couldn't be but it was…. A jersey from the soccer team that I played for when I was a kid. What the hell was it doing here? #3, Ivan's old jersey.

"What are the odds?"

"To beer, the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems"
- Homer Simpson

They played their hearts out, but it just wasn't meant to be. Good work boys... CANUCK FAN FOREVER!

"If she's interested then why doesn't she call?"

"… Then again, maybe she's not."

"Too Many Games Being Played!"

Big B

"Why is he so Stupid?" It's 10 o'clock Sunday morning and Big B comes into my room yelling 'Get UP! we're going to church' I roll over and try to ignore. He yells more….. and more…. And More…. AND MORE…. I think to my self 'Fu@k, Shut Up!' Finally I get out of bed, go the washroom and start getting ready. I jump in the shower still half asleep. I stand there for a while and rest my eyes. Eventually I get going. "Wait For ME!" I jump out of the shower to find out that they're leaving. Grrrrrr…. "Why can they wait 5 minutes???" "They went through so much just to get me up and now they're leaving without me." "I could have slept for another hour or six." "I hate him!"