"Trying to be S-M-R-T"
I was going to try and write something intelligent and thought provoking. Sitting here thing about what to write, and it took me no longer than 45 seconds to bored and start playing a video game. There I was playing "ELF BOWLING." I know it's not Christmas, but I'm a kid in heart …and mentality.
"Who knew this was going to be the high point of my life?"
So I'm sitting here procrastinating, play bowling. Thinking to myself wouldn't it be a trip if I could bowl a perfect game. And then it began… One strike - nothing big I get that all the time. Three strikes - all right this is going not to shabby. Five and then Seven strikes - holy shit, I've never done this well before...
"Eight and then Nine Strikes - I can't lose!!!"
The story of my life. It's going, going, and gon… NO… out of nowhere the centre field man snags the ball as it disappears over the wall. I'm in the tenth frame (for those of you who don't bowl, that's the last set of pins that need to get knocked down) and what do you think happens… ummmm, Boris walks in and starts yelling… no not this time, but good thinking. I bowl a 6,7,10 split.
"FUUUUUCCCCCCKK"
I guess I should have realized that it wouldn't happen, but in that same thought it could Only have happened to ME, That I Almost did it.
