"What would possessed me to do this?'

Friday mourning 8:25… there I am scrambling around packing my bag getting ready for school, late as usual. I get to class and open my bag and pull out the lab book that is to be handed in later in afternoon. Not finished, not even close to being finished!!! I open my book and start to get even more nervous as I see that even less is done then I previously thought… maybe I should have worked on it last night instead of gossiping with friends… but alas it's too late to dwell on the 'I should haves'.

"Time isn't on my side"

I am blessed in the fact that I have a friend's book for guidance. However it's too late for 'guidance'. Time to start COPYING. I have 2 hours until 10:30, then I need to return my friends holy bible of a lab book so that he can make final touch ups. The copying begins; lab 1 comes along fairly easily as have already worked on this one. An hour and a half left to finish two more labs and start on number 4. I'm able to chicken scratch my way through the second lab… Times up! F#@K!

"What to do, what to do?"

I proceed to the Great Hall where I am to meet my partial saviour Victor. I enter the hall and saunter over to where the power option collective is lounging around on one of there may breaks. I hand Vic his book and chitchat for a sec.

"Forbidden Juice"

I realize that something isn't quite right. Everybody is drinking form Christmas cups…. What's going on here?…

"Sweet, sweet nectar"

Since I'm already screwed, I decided to indulge myself and have some cranberry flavoured vodka. It only being 10:30 in the mourning and me not having any breakfast it doesn't take much for me to start 'swaying'.

"Did I mentions…"

Wow… things are starting to spin and I haven't finished lab book. I only have and hour left to work on book than I have my Operations Management FINAL… that's right you read it right, FINAL worth 50% of my grade!!! My chicken scratch slowly becomes illegible as I keep sipping on my cranberry surprise. It's now 11:25, I barely got lab 3 started and I got 5 minutes to my final.

"The trek begins"

I get together my book, supplies and scrounge up another half a bottle of 'sweetness' and head to my class. Where is my class? I can't remember, I seriously can't remember where it is as I stumble the halls. I bump into some friends, they tell me then haven't a clue as to where my class is. Finally, I see some fellow classmates and they instruct me on where it is.

"Who knew it would be so tuff?"

That wasn't fun. Okay maybe it was a little, laughing, giggling, and throwing my pens around. I struggled my way through the 2-hour slaughter. And then trough the last bit of my lab book. Take my advice!

"I'm confused! Women confuse me!!"
"I don't know what to do?"
"??????"
"Why are women so hard to understand?"

"Maybe it's me????"

"Why do people try to force other people to get drunk?"

I hate it when people try and get me drunk!!! Don't get me wrong I like to drink; my mother thinks I drink a little too much. If I'm planning on drinking I'll drink till I'm good (usually till I'm good and drunk). So, why do people wanna see me or others get F#@ked up?... ESPECAILY IF THEY'RE NOT DRINKING!!! I mean sure it's funny to watch people when they're drunk and it usually just as much fun being drunk! Tripping, Falling, Stumbling over thing and words. Almost as gracefully as a bull in china shop.

"So, why do these people keep doing this?"

Is cause they themselves can't hold their liquor. Or do they enjoy watching other people suffer. It's people like this that catch butterflies and rip their wings off just because they can. I can't believe that these people enjoy sending their friends to the hospital!

"Next time, think about being in the other persons shoes!"

"It's been a while since I've had a good dance partner! "

Well it was Mel's Birthday last night (5 Hours ago) and we went out to BarFly. "Happy Birthday Mel!" I got there at about 10:30 and there were about 30 - 40 people in line…. F#@k… some how 'I' (yes, ME) was able to get us into the VIP line up. Cool… I had never accomplished that feat before. But once we got in we were like what the F#!K there's no one here…. The night slowly progressed, people filtered in and Mel got wasted (have fun Nate!)

So here's the scene… four of us standing by the dance floor ogling the girls. Steve turns to me and says look at the hot chick on the stage. "NICE!…. I'm gonna go dance with her." Steve"Yeah right… I thought you said you left your ball in your mothers purse"

I usually do but there I was on stage dancing next to the 'chick'… after a few dances she jumps off stage and another girl takes her place. "WOW could this girl DANCE!" It wasn't how well she could grove here hips that made her a good dancer; it was the way we "played off each others vibe…. It was UNREAL!"

Hippin' Hopin' Groovin' Bouncin' Bumpin' Boppin'

Needless to say.. I'm here now and she's not.. But that's ok cause I'm interested in another ;)

"Chicks come, chicks go, but this one could dance…. And dance with me she did!"

What a night!

I have so much I want to say and explain, but I don't have the words to do so. 'Writers Block' or it might be cause I'm lazy…. Yeah, it's probably the second one.

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the full meal deal,

Party Here, Now!!! "Where?" Mirage night club (Surrey). Surrey chicks here we come!! VIP 8:30 under Marijan and Melissa's Birthday. BE ON TIME. Any problems?.. i hope not untill once we're in!

Here's a map to the Mirage. If the map doesn't come through i'll post it on my site http://www3.telus.net/eatmud or come to my house and we'll all go together.

Pregame at my Place tonight 6:30 - 7:00. We'll be leaveing for the Mirage about 8:00

If you need a place to crash for the night you're all welcome to stay!!! Come one come all!

! Call me at ###-6779 or if you feel darning and want to take a risk and talk to Boris, by all means call ###-2195.... good luck!