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EatMud: Version 3.2


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Playmate Data Sheets
 

Mud
Name: Mud
EatMud Position: "the Guru"
Bust: 41C
Waist: 31
Hips: 36
Height: 166cm
Weight: 73.9Kg (soaking wet with boots on)
Birth Date: 1979.03.07 ("The 70's were the wildest times of my life! All nine months of it.")
Birthplace: Vancouver, B.C.
Ambitions: To be the first man... to climb Mount Everest... no wait that's been done... to step on the moon... crap... to... ummmmm whatever, I give up. I'm happy with sitting here and doing nothing important with my life.
Turn-ons: Men in uniform, the letter 'Q', cow udders, Alcohol
Turnoffs: Conceited men, the letter 'G' cause it's kinda fruity,
In ten years I hope I am: 21 and rich. (Cause by the time I'm 32 I will have invented a time machine and figured out why men have nipples.)
My fantasy vacation: It involves me, a tub of mayonnaise, and a hairless cat... you figure out the rest.
My favorite beer: MGD or Corona (just in case you don't know what to get as a gift.)

 

Scuba
Name: Scuba
EatMud Position: "the Grunt"
Bust: 44DD
Waist: 36
Hips: 36
Height: 182cm
Weight: 93.4Kg (on an empty stomach)
Birth Date: 1979.11.23 (I keep telling Chrétien that it should be a national holiday, but he doesn't listen)
Birthplace: Burnaby, B.C.
Ambitions: To be able to finish three foot long subs from Subway
Turn-ons: Britney in a thong, Britney when she's wet, Britney... you get the idea
Turnoffs: Oprah in a thong, Oprah when she's wet... (I'm sorry I put those images in your head)
In ten years I hope I am: Mr.Spears (I'll take her last name anyday)
My fantasy vacation: As long as they have a buffet with shrimp and all you can eat ice cream, it could be anywhere
My favorite beer: Budweiser, king of beers

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