ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A HAIRDRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:
Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning: Keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.