Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)

Q: Who are these "The Jerks"

A: We are dummy!

Q: What makes you guys think you're jerks?

A: Go to hell.

Q: What is the point of this website?

A: There is no point to any website.....unless its porn.

Q: Is this a porn site?

A: No, however we may post pictures of guys screwing horses from time to time.

Q: Really?

A: No, and if that's why you are here, please go ask someone to punch you.

Q: What more do you have planned for this site other than the nothing that is here right now?

A: This question gets asked frequently, we will have columns and articles written periodically at varying levels of humor and social commentary ranging from "not funny" to "funny."

Q: Is that it?

A: Yes. Maybe. For now.

*disclaimer: No one has ever asked any of these questions. I made them up.