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One Night At The Ol' Drinkin' Hole.Bartender [wiping the inside of a beer mug leaning over the edge of the bar]: "What'll it be?" Patron [picking his nose and then eating it]: "I'll have a screwdriver" Bartender [somewhat shocked and slightly disturbed at what he just witnessed]: "Alright" [hesitantly] "Single or a Double?" Patron [unaware he has a little bit of snot dangling from his nose]: "Better make it a double.... [with a sigh].... long day." Bartender [somewhat disgusted]: "Here ya go" [passes patron his drink] Patron [feeling insulted]: "Are You Serious?" Bartender [confused]: "What's the Problem?" Patron [feeling increasingly insulted]: "Listen I don't want any problems....[pause]....but i don't want THIS." [shoves drink away] Bartender [confused and again disgusted with the dangling snot]: "Maybe you should just leave, sir." Patron [slamming his fist on the edge of the bar]: "This...[pause]...is THE WORST gay bar ever." Bartender [turning to the another patron at the end of the bar]: "What a nutjob! " Patron 2 [leaning towards the bartender]: "You have been asleep FOR TWENTY YEARS!" [laughs maniacally]
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