Arrogant Craig's Tip Of The Month

Road Etiquette

All right all you low brow ditch digging meatheads out there listen up because the arrogant one has something to say and when I have something to say it usually means you are about to learn something. I know I know learning isn’t your forte but it might just expand your brain just past the size of a walnut. The lesson for today is called “Road Etiquette”. I am sick and tired of having to hang up my cell phone and put down my double mocha latte espresso with the tiny chocolate shavings on top while I have to swerve around your king cab dual rear axle big decrepit piece of shit truck. Why am I sick of it you ask? Well first of all, I hate hanging up on a girl while trying to convince her to let me get some action even if it is your fat sister who has been ridden more then the town mule. Second of all, you know those tiny chocolate shavings I mentioned earlier well they will melt if I don’t drink them soon enough and that just won’t do. So the next time you see a totally decked out black Porsche 911 pulling up behind you at a high rate of speed just use some road etiquette and pull that oversized penis extender you call a vehicle over and let me pass. If you follow this simple rule you will make everyone a lot happier especially your fat sister because she will get to experience the full arrogance of the arrogant one if you know what I mean. Pardon? You don’t know what I mean? How about I put it this way, you know that thing you do with your livestock every Saturday evening? Yeah. Ok, know just replace you with me, and Betsy the cow with your sister and you should start to get the picture.

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