Home Remedies for Common Ailments

Question:

Dear Dr. Professional,

I get migrain headaches frequently which makes it very difficult to sleep at night. I've tried every headach medicine under the sun and NOTHING works.

Sleepy Jean

Answer:

Well Sleepy Jean, what works for me, and most patients I see, is thirty minutes before you go to bed, take 5 shots of whiskey. I guarantee you will fall asleep with ease and be pain free until morning, when I also suggest you take another five shots first thing in the morning and every 4 hours for the rest of the day.