I Had An Old Chicken

Well, I had an old chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken laid a hard boiled egg!

Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot chocolate up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken laid an Easter egg!

Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured gun powder up and down her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken laid a hand grenade!

Hot grease - fried egg
Dog - pooched egg
My beaters - scrambled egg
Mouse trap - cheese omelet
Guides - rotten egg
Leaders - perfect egg

Pink Pajamas

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot
I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not
And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall
* I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all

Chorus:
That's the time when you should see me
That's the time when you should see me
That's the time when you should see me
* When I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all

I wear my pink bikini in the summer when its hot
I wear my Speedo swimsuit in the winter when its not
And sometimes in the spring time and sometimes in the fall
* I jump into my swimming pool with nothing on at all.

Chorus

Stay on the Sunny Side

Chorus:
Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,
Stay on the sunny side of life!
You'll feel no pain as we drive you all insane, so
Stay on the sunny side of life!

(spoken):
Leader: Knock knock!
All: Who's there?
Leader: Ether!
All: Ether who?
Leader: The Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA...

Chorus

Leader: Knock knock!
All: Who's there?
Leader: Nother!
All: Nother who?
Leader: Nother Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA...

Chorus

Leader: Knock knock!
All: Who's there?
Leader: Stella!
All: Stella who?
Leader: Stella Nother Ether Bunny! HA HA HA HA...

Chorus

Leader: Knock knock!
All: Who's there?
Leader: Cargo!
All: Cargo who?
Leader: Cargo beep beep and run over all the Ether Bunnies! BOO HOO HOO...

Chorus

Leader: Knock knock!
All: Who's there?
Leader: Boo!
All: Boo who?
Leader: Don't cry, the Ether Bunny will be back next year! YAY!