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Kayennea's
Definite Allergies


Wheat
Chicken
Corn
Flax seed oil

Suspected Allergies-
Salmon
Tuna
 

Kayennea is a dirty fighter. She goes for canine legs with full intent on pulling them right off. No scruff biting for her she knows where to inflict the most damage.


If Kayennea can't get close enough to another dog she will actually try to entice them into trusting her by play bowing. The thing is she has no intentions to play, she uses this move only so they get close enough for her to aggressively  latch onto.


Many people have evaluated Kayennea, they have for the most part, all been wrong. She is too smart for her own good and displays inappropriate or opposite signs/body language then what she intends. Only by living with her have I been able to figure her out to a degree where she can live happily and safely with me.


Why is she like this?
Wish I knew....She has been mentally not wired right since I got her so after years of trying to figure it out and/or fix her I have simply come to the conclusion that she hates most people and all dogs.
I can live with that, she loves me and she is happy with her life so I leave it at that, she needs not like anyone else if she doesn't want.
You can't push a rope!
 

 



J
ust to let you in on a secret...I am all girl.
I love doing "Girl" things and love to spend time with my Mum having "Girl Time"
( Girl time is when just she and I hang out).
I love girly perfume smells, getting groomed and all things that boys hate.


I am also a
BEAUTIFUL - BAD - BITCH with BITE
 with capital B's at all times.


 

My motto: "You are not the boss of me!"

My Bio-

Name-  Kayennea
I was named for my temper as in Cayenne pepper

Also Known As-  Stinker Bum, Stinker, Stinky, The girl dog, Miss Nasty, Little dog, Lubby & Widdle dog

Registered Name"Kumals Tatsu Kuma Kayennea"
It's  Nipponese!  Kumal is the kennel, Tatsu means dragon (this is also my dog Mums name) Kuma means Bear which my dog-mums hooman Alex called me before I came to live here and Kayennea my hooman named me.

Birth date- January 3, 2001
I'm a capricorn like my hoomum

Pedigree-

Sire Malhavens Our Mal Flint, call name "FLINT", 
Dam Towbars Mizu Tatsu Sho call name "TATSU" 

Mum says "I am not wired right" and believes it's genetic
See my Pedigree Here
(Mum is working on a 10 generation ped)
 

Accomplishments-
   
-I did my first obedience class and graduated June 12/2001

 -Started in agility and never got too far because I was too interested in beating up all the other dogs there. I really hate Aussies and Jack Russell snack-sized yappy dogs that move too fast. 

 - I teach our foster dogs how to dig

 -I have mastered the electric windows in Mums truck and she now has to keep all the child-lock controls on.

 -As a pup I caught a 10 year old Cockatiel bird and had him right in my mouth but I didn't even squish him. Bandit was terribly upset with me but hey what an accomplishment for a Mal. I had some will power as a puppy. Now that I am grown up I would probably just eat him.

My Favorite Things

Pastimes- In the mornings I enjoy a good romp in the yard. I get as muddy as possible and then mum tries to get me in the bath tub to wash my feet. It's the Tub-game! Once the dumb hooman finally gets me and the bathroom cleaned up I like to watch Animal Planet for a bit. Monkey World is one of my favorite shows to watch although the Crocodile Hunter can keep my interest for a bit.  I love to trash the house if Mum leaves me to go to work I usually get to go to work with her and that rotten Boy-Mal Kodiak has to stay home because he's such a good boy....ironic isn't it? Ha!

Most of the time I am consumed with watching Kodiak and guarding "MY" stuff. I like to horde toys and food. I also like to give Kodiak a good ass-kicking whenever I get the chance. The hooman doesn't let me get too close to him anymore and puts gates between us in the house.

Foods- Gotta be wieners which I don't get very much only for training and my mum makes a pretty mean liver brownie sometimes. We eat Raw and Kibble (kibble because Mum is too lazy to deal with raw food in the morning). We like both and have no problem eating whatever is put in front of us. I like bananas and carrots for treats too! I'm kinda funny with fruits and veggies I will eat most of them even salad and hoomum will share strawberries with me which are one of my fav.

Toys- I love squeaky stuffed toys but kill them very quickly. Stuffed Kongs and frozen bones are some of my favorite things to play with. I especially like rubber balls that bounce really good. Tuffs of dug up grass to toss in the air is how I like to spend my time in the yard when I am not busy digging holes.

 

Accidents-

Kayenneas Version- Once I was running down the fence and foster Mal Tuk reached out and grabbed me by the nose!!!!
Mums Version- Actually she got the end of a bungee cord stuck up her nose. It was removed from the fence immediately.

Kayenneas Version- While scratching my neck with my back foot once, a troll in my collar grabbed my toe and wouldn't let go. Mum saved me and I was a little uncertain about the collar troll for a while. He hasn't got me for quite some time now but I know he's still there.
Mums Version-  She got her toe/pad caught in the D-ring of her collar.


I was not digging my nose has a tan.

My Positives-

-Excellent cuddler & kiss on command nicely

-Like to sleep in late

-Most of the time I don't make things too hard on the hoomum. I do make her trick me a lot tho just because.

-I ride good in the vehicle except when I see other dogs I spaz out more than anyone appreciates.

-I will do darn near anything for a treat

-I like to watch TV and would spend all day lounging on the couch as long as animal planet was on.

-I'm an easy-exercise gal now that I am older and I scoot all thru the yard or house all day short spurts at a time.

-I am learning the fine art of giving the ball back sometimes
 

My Negatives-

-I have fear aggression, dog aggression and about every other aggression or related phobia that exists.

-I have a bad immune system and severe allergies

- I can't go in pubic places because I am kinda mean to other animals apparently.

-I hold grudges

-In big letters on my file at the vet it says
"Muzzle Kayennea" lol.

-I'm cute so people always want to pet me which isn't a very good idea.

I told hoomum to stop this list now
so that my positive list is bigger hehehe.

See my photo album here-
Kayenneas Album