Vanderhoof & Districts Co-op Newsletter

   

MARCH 2008
“CO-OPERATIVES ... YOUR COMMUNITY BUILDER”
The warning signs of a stroke and what to do about them.
Weakness: Sudden loss of strength or sudden numbness in the face, arm and leg, even if temporary.
Trouble speaking: Sudden difficulty speaking or understanding or sudden confusion, even if temporary.
Vision problem: Sudden trouble with vision, even if temporary.
Headache: Sudden severe and unusual.
Dizziness: Sudden loss of balance, especially with any of the above signs.
Call 9-1-1 immediately, or as your local area is not serviced by 911, call for an ambulance by calling 1-800-461-9911.
Managing Risk - The leading risk factor for stroke is high blood pressure.  Over 5 million Canadians have high blood pressure, and of these 42% don’t even know they have it.
The Heart and Stroke Foundation has developed resources to help Canadians prevent and manage high blood pressure, including a free customized personal action plan which can be found at www.heartstroke.ca/bp.


A country boy a courtin’... “Why, I think you’re cute as a speckled pup in a little red wagon.  I care so much for you. I’d climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, cross the hottest desert just to see you.  And if it don’t rain come Saturday, I’ll be over.”

A pretty Army nurse, just returned from the South Pacific, was describing a raid in New Guinea!  “When the Jap bombers came over,” she said, “I jumped into the nearest wolfhole.”
“You mean foxhole, don’t you?” interrupted a listener.
“Maybe a fox dug it,” said the nurse sweetly, “but there was a wolf in it when I got in.”

A young ensign, very insistent he must have a leave, was asked the reason by his commanding officer.

“My wife is expecting a baby,” he replied.
“Listen, young man, remember this - you are only necessary at the laying of the keel.  For the launching you are entirely superfluous.”

It is now official that as of November 1, 2007, Consumers’ Co-operative Refineries Limited became sole owner of the heavy oil upgrader at the refinery complex after acquiring the 50% of NewGrade Energy Inc. that was owned by the Province of Saskatchewan for $325 million.  Glen Tully, President of the Board, stated, “It is thanks to the strength of the entire Co-operative Retailing System that we could even consider this opportunity when it presented itself.  We were able to make this important strategic investment on short notice, and in cash, due to the loyalty and hard work of our members and our employees.”

* (President’s Newsletter No. 6 December 2007)

Once again our own Cliff Irving was re-elected as the representative for the BC Region’s Executive Management Committee (EMC).  Federated Co-operatives Limited (FCL) sales for the eleven-month period ended September 30, 2007 were $4.9 billion compared to $4.6 billion for the same period last year.  Savings to September 30, 2007 were $472.6 million compared to $379.3 million a year ago.

Other Newsy Notes - Co-operatives are among Saskatchewan’s top 100 companies.

FCL ranked first in a listing of Saskatchewan’s top 100 companies in the September 26th issue of The Star Phoenix (the list was compiled by the Saskatchewan Business magazine).  The ranking which was based solely on sales volumes, also included retail co-operatives: Saskatoon #29, Pioneer at Swift Current #38, Prince Albert #42, Sherwood at Regina #46, Lloydminster #52, Yorkton #59, Battleford #63, Pineland at Nipawin #74, Weyburn #75, Moose Jaw #76, Meadow Lake #81, South Plains at Estavan #82, Delta at Unity #87, Melfort #88 (yours truly’s old stomping grounds), Kindersley #91, Southland at Assiniboia #92, Beeland at Tisdale #97, Prairie at Melville #98 and Shaunovan #100.

The 79th Annual Meeting will be held in Saskatoon, on Monday and Tuesday, March 3rd and 4th, 2008.


Girl elevator operator, alone in car with a sailor, “Going up... going up... anybody else going up?  Please, will somebody go up!”

When I was spending my vacation with a friend in Kentucky, he decided to take me up in the hills to see how the mountaineers lived.  We came to a farm where a man was lying on the front porch, smoking a corncob pipe and a woman was digging in a plot of land.  I approached him and asked, “Isn’t that hard work for your wife?”
He said, “Yep, but we work in shifts.”
“Oh, I see, when she gets tired you take over.”
“Naw,” he said.  “When she gets tired out in the garden she shifts to the house chores.”
Some time ago an elderly gentleman came across a small boy crying, and asked what the matter was.


“Jimmy Green hit me,” sobbed the little chap.
“Tut, tut!” said the elderly gentleman.  “Why didn’t you hit him back?”
“Because then it would be his turn again!” wailed the boy.


The British Columbia Institute of Co-operative Studies has published a much-awaited new book entitled Co-operatives and the Pursuit of Peace.  Edited by Joy Emmanuel and Ian MacPherson, this collection of essays - many presented at last year’s conference on co-ops and peace, held in Victoria, BC - examines the challenges co-operatives encounter in taking up the call to be more active peace makers, and the unique characteristics and benefits that make them suited for this role.  Contributors from around the globe share their experience, knowledge and insight on the challenges co-operatives must meet in addressing an array of conflict situations, and how the co-ops and regional co-operative movements are responding and contributing to peace making and sustainable development.  Themes include; gender, co-ops and peace; co-ops and peace in reconstruction periods; and co-operating out of poverty in Africa.  Copies may be ordered through the Institute via www.bcics.org.


After Sunday morning services in a Boston church, a woman stayed to chat with a friend, leaving her purse on the seat.  When she returned for her purse, it was gone, but she quickly found it in the possession of the clergyman himself.
“I thought I had better hold it,” he said.  “You must remember that there are some in the congregation so simple that they might consider it an answer to prayer.”


A woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York.”
The agent was at a loss for words.  Finally, the agent asked, “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
“Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the customer.
After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am.  I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.”
The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly.  Everyone knows where it is.  Check your map!”
The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?”
“That’s it!  I knew it was a big animal!”


By this time, most of my readers will know about the Travel Services Program offered by the Northern Health for local patients who need to travel to out-of-town medical appointments in Northern BC, and to Vancouver, Kamloops and Grande Prairie.

Some time ago my wife had to travel to Prince George for X-rays which were unavailable here in Vanderhoof.  She caught the bus in the am and was transported to Prince George where the necessary X-rays were taken and in the afternoon of the same day was able to board the same bus for a return trip to Vanderhoof.

Olga said at all times the driver was courteous to the people on board and obeyed the rules of the road making for a safe and pleasant trip.  So if you find it necessary for medical reasons to travel to any of the other noted centers call Northern Health and make arrangements, sit back and enjoy.

If you smoke, quit it:

Health Tip;

Smoking cigarettes damages your lungs and airways by causing air passages to swell and fill with mucus.  You can develop a cough that won’t go away.  If you keep smoking, breathing gradually becomes more difficult and increases risk of lung cancer, chronic lung disease, such as emphysema, and cardiovascular disease.

Health tip;

Smoking cessation decreases your risk of all these health issues.  In fact, 10 to 15 years after quitting, a former smoker’s risk of premature death approaches that of a person who has never smoked.  As soon as you stop smoking, your circulation improves and the carbon monoxide level in your blood declines and breathing becomes easier.  Quitting smoking cannot reverse permanent lung damage; however, it will limit further damage to your lungs.  Smoking cessation offers immediate and substantial health benefits at any age.


One Sunday in a Midwest city, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour.  The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were losing the battle.  Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the isle on his way out.  Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called out loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me!  Pray for me!”

On or around the 15th of this month one should be extra careful, an old gentleman by the name of Julius Caesar was careless on this date and in the year 44 BC, some good old friends did the poor lad in on the steps of the Senate House as he went to govern.

This date is known as the Ides of March!

And of course on March 17th all good Irishmen the world over stop and pay their respects to St. Patrick the patron saint of the good old shores.  St. Patrick is most known for having driven the snakes from Ireland.

While it is true there are no snakes in Ireland, chances are that there never have been, as in many old pagan religions serpent symbols were common, and possibly even worshipped.  Driving the snakes from the old shores was probably symbolic of putting an end to that pagan practice.

Then of course Ireland is also known for Blarney, Village, County Cork, South Republic of Ireland.  It is said that he who kisses the Blarney Stone, placed in an almost inaccessible position near the top of a thick stone wall of the 15th-century castle, is supposed to gain marvellous powers of persuasion.  That’s why you will often hear someone say about another person I believe he must have kissed the Blarney Stone.  (My dear wife often accuses me of having kissed the Blarney Stone and I have never been in the dear ole isle, my clan comes from across the sea in the Highlands.)

On February 9, 2008 the Chinese people all over the world celebrated the start of their New Year.  The year 2008 will be the year of the Rat.  The Chinese Zodiac consists of a 12-year cycle, each year of which is named after a different animal that imparts distinct characteristics in its year.  Many Chinese believe that the year of a person’s birth is the primary factor in determining that person’s personality traits, physical and mental attributes and degree of success and happiness throughout his or her lifetime.  My Zodiac sign would be the year of the Rabbit.  Which would mean that I have the luckiest of all signs, I would be talented and articulate, affectionate, yet shy, I would seek peace through out my life.

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem.  No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new 22 ft. boat going.  It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.  After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.  A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition.  The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.  He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.  NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

So this coming summer be sure when you put your boat in the water, you have removed it from the trailer!!!

ONE THING we can be thankful about is that we don’t get as much government as we pay for.

So with that little gem of wisdom, I’ll sign off for now and try and get back your way in a month or so.

Doug Smith, Member at Large


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