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How
To Put On The
Perfect House Concert
by Martha Stewart and Me

Despite
the juggernaut of mass marketing and mass media, folk music
has remained, effectively, a regional business. There is something
nice about that. Nice, that is, until a performer wants to play
a new town, or a fan wants to hear, live, the maker of a favourite
obscure disk.
Getting
an audience out to a club to see an unknown performer is nigh
onto impossible. It almost always means that someone is losing
money, often the performer. Martha Stewart and I think house
concerts are an elegant and viable solution to the problem.
They
are dirt simple to organize, cheap to produce and virtually
fail-safe. You are pretty much guaranteed a packed house, a
convivial atmosphere and, for the performer, a decent wage.
The key to success is this: a house concert is a gathering of
friends; only secondarily is it a show for the general public.
(There are, in fact, some house concert series that have become,
de facto, folk clubs, but that is another story.) When you invite
friends to a party, 30 or even more will come, right? So it
is with a house concert. Yes, strangers are welcome (they can't
be all that strange if they like the same obscure folksinger)
but they are the icing, not the cake. I have played (and put
on) dozens of successful house concerts where people have had
a grand time and, at the end of the evening, the performer has
walked away with anywhere from $300 to over $1000. Martha, on
the other hand, wouldn't know a house concert from a soup kitchen,
but if she did, she would organize it like this. [That is
unkind. In fact, I think having a special kitchen for soup is
a wonderful idea, especially for those frosty fall "closing
down the summer house" weekends. -MS]
For
performers: how to find sponsors
Ask. With every mail order that goes out, and with most other
pieces of correspondence, I send a little notice headlined "Would
you want this man in your living room?" "All it takes," the flier
explains, "is 30 people chipping in $10 or $15 each, and we will
take care of the rest. It is as simple as that, or pretty nearly."
Any bites that come back, I file away. Next tour, I get back in
touch.
For
fans: how to find performers
Ask. No, Loreena McKennitt, Greg Brown or Ferron probably won't
do a show in a living room for a few hundred dollars. But you
would be surprised how many of the rest of us will. Often enough
we are happy to find a fill-in date, an introduction to a new
town, or a paying gig in your neck of the woods.
Unfortunately,
house concerts don't work as well for bands. Groups need more
room, they may need a sound system, and what is a good fee for
a solo performer gets paltry when divided four or five ways.
[When
choosing a folksinger, keep in mind the colour scheme of your
living room. If in doubt, a "winter" is your safest bet. -
MS]
The
money (1)
Let's get the money out of the way straight off. $300 to $400
is, I figure, a pretty fair base rate for a solo musician on a
quiet night, and that breaks down to only $10 or $15 per person
for 15 couples. Convincing 15 friends to come (with a partner
or guest) is not a big deal.
Add
a few more people, or a few bucks to the ticket price, stir
in record sales, and the gig quickly moves from subsistence
to downright profitable. Remember, one of the main reasons for
a house concert is that there are no hall costs. Or, often enough,
any costs at all.
The
money (2): performer's guarantee
Should the sponsor offer a guarantee? I think it only fair, but
then I'm Canadian. Americans seem to find this a foreign notion.
I just figure a worker should be paid. When I present someone
here on the island, I always offer a guarantee, though it is safely
low.
As
a performer, I have become so confident of the success of my
house concerts that I don't worry much about the guarantee.
But without one, I am insistent that there be advance ticket
sales. [How gauche. - MS] Then I can check sales a couple
weeks ahead and back out if the show sounds like a disaster.
In fact, I have never had to do this, and have only played twice
(out of dozens and dozens of shows) to uncomfortably small audiences.
If,
as the promoter, you are worried about covering a performer's
guarantee, try dividing the cost among friends. Ask each if, in
the unlikely event of a loss, he or she would chip in up to $20
or $30. This has the added benefit of getting more people involved
early, and with a vested interest to boot. I recently made this
kind of arrangement to cover a guarantee for England's Jez Lowe
and the Bad Pennies who I knew were performing nearby. I had no
trouble finding a couple dozen "foul-weather" friends. In fact
the show (and the weather) were great, with the gate leaving the
guarantee in the dust and the backers' stakes safely in their
pockets.
The
money (3): dividing the spoils
When it comes to disposing of the proceeds, various arrangements
are possible. Many sponsors will give performers the full door.
[I always do. - MS] Some take out expenses for the coffee,
etc., some like a small cut, and some want to share the money
with a favourite cause. All can work. But bear in mind: a house
concert is something that is sponsored for love not money. That
is part of the charm, part of what makes it personal, part of
the reason friends will come even though they have never heard
of the performer.
Numbers
and space
I tell sponsors I need a minimum audience of 30. (Then, if there
is a blizzard and only a dozen couples show, I still have a playable
house.) Usually, and happily, the attendance is higher. A few
times I have played to about 100 in a large (and very crowded)
living room.
The
actual size of the room will pretty much determine the potential
audience. A good rule of thumb is 5 square feet per person.
Your
living room is too small? Remember the sponsor and the host need
not be the same person. It is a long-standing and sensible tradition
to guilt-trip a wealthier friend with a big living room into offering
it for the occasion. Do not feel badly about this, but rather,
think of it as a favour: I am told it is one of the things St.
Peter looks for in rich people's dossiers. [This paragraph
is in poor taste. - MS]
Technical
issues
What technical issues? Check that there is toilet paper. [3-ply
is best. - MS]
Promotion
In my experience, people will come to a house concert for the
following reasons. In order:
-
They are happy to accept an invitation from a friend.
- It
sounds like a good party and a chance to see the gang.
- It
is an odd and intriguing thing to do.
- It
is for a good cause (if it is for a cause).
- They
want to hear the particular performer.
Which
is to say, it is essential to "promote" the event in the same
personal way you would any celebration you have decided to host
at your home. Whether you phone people or send written invitations,
the personal contact is crucial.
If,
in addition, you want to advertise (whether by a poster at the
office, a note in a newsletter, or an announcement in the press)
that is grand, and the resulting extra sales are a bonus; but
the friends you invite yourself must fill most of the seats.
Other
promo tips:
-
Loan
out CDs or cassettes. This can be very effective. When we
presented Jez Lowe, I made up cassettes with three representative
songs and left them at the local coffee bar for borrowing.
They moved briskly, and the show (which we put on outside)
drew 250 people, virtually none of whom had heard of Jez Lowe
before.
-
Most
folk performers have old friends and fans (old in both senses),
most everywhere. Folkies are, by and large, the sort of people
with whom the silverware is safe, so performers can offer
(and sponsors might want to ask for) the names and numbers
of area fans.
-
Performers
can (and should) provide promo material, including graphics,
poster art and a write-up the sponsor can send out or draw
on.
-
To
add to the party atmosphere (and the attractivenenss of the
event), invite people to bring a plate of finger food and/or
a bottle.
Tickets
(1)
Should there be printed tickets? A reservation list? RSVPs? This
is a judgement call for the host to make. I recommend the advance
ticket route (or pre-paid reservations). For several reasons:
-
People
who have already bought tickets don't change their minds at
the last minute.
-
I
have seen an RSVP-ed (but un-ticketed) full house evaporate
because a storm blew in.
-
The
best advertisment is someone who has already bought a ticket.
Tickets
(2): Price
You know best what price is suitable for your friends. But don't
skimp. I am comfortable charging $15 or "whatever you can
afford."
I
recommend you have an "earlybird" price, expiring a week or
two before the show. Say $12 for the early bird, $15 after that.
The purpose being, of course, to encourage advance purchase.
There are several other ways to skin this cat, but the important
thing is to know well in advance how many people are coming.
Then you will know, for instance, whether to say yes or no to
last minute callers. [Or how many jicama sticks with chili
powder and lime to prepare - MS]
Seating
There are several ways to seat 40 people in a living room.Ask
everyone to bring a folding chair or a cushion; borrow stacking
chairs from a church or union hall. [If you borrow chairs from
a union, why not go farther and borrow banners, placards and hiring
boards and use them to decorate. What fun! -MS]
In
my experience, as old as we are, we can still sit on the floor
for an hour in relative comfort. In fact it can feel kind of
good, psychologically.
Going
public
Yes, you can hold a house concert in a public hall and invite
the general public. Many have done this successfully - although
you should be aware that the expenses can mount quickly. I,
myself, never use a sound system in a living room. In a larger
hall or public space, sound or lights may be necessary. This
is still not an onerous proposition - talk it over with the
performer. However, though the event is now "public", you should
still promote it in the personal way.
House
concert fundraisers
Fundraising by holding a house concert (or any public event)
can work out well, but it demands careful planning. The same
gathering of 40 people can raise less than $100 or over $1000.
It is, in fact, not a lot harder to raise the larger amount,
but the event must be planned with the fundraising goal firmly
in mind.
There
are a number of sure-fire tricks of the fundraiser's trade,
like coupling the concert with a Goods and Services Auction.
And so on. There is an excellent guide to effective public event
fundraising available free from the Canadian government. Isn't
socialism grand? [No - MS] It is called "Guide to Special
Events Fundraising" by Ken Wyman. To find out where to get a
copy, contact Ken at KenWyman@compuserve.com.
Martha
and I hope your house concert is a spendid occasion. [ Don't
forget to clean behind the toilet. - MS]
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