The day that Pansy walked into detention and saw Susan Bones sitting there was the day that Pansy knew hell had frozen over. Turns out that Pansy was wrong; Susan was just sick of being the goody-two-shoes Hufflepuff who did everything right. So Susan went bad. Maybe bad isn’t the right word, maybe it’s more like naughty.

She smoked in the bathrooms, she drank in her chambers, she had sex wherever she could find it. But it never satisfied, because the one person Susan really wanted, she hadn’t been able to have. Not yet. Not until Pansy walked into detention and saw Susan sitting there.

Pansy looked perfect. Her skirt was 2 inches above the knee, her lips glossed to a perfect pink. Susan raised an eyebrow as Pansy strutted in and sat in the seat beside her.

Lupin was in charge of their detention today. He made them wash all of the desks in the classroom by hand, no magic allowed. He left his office to go to the Hall for dinner. As soon as he was gone, Susan sat on the edge of the teacher’s desk at the front of the room. She lit a cigarette and offered one to Pansy.

Pansy walked over and perched on the desk beside Susan, their legs touching. Before Pansy knew what was going on, Susan’s mouth was on hers, her tongue down her throat and her hands up her shirt, unclasping her bra.

“Detention be damned,” muttered Susan as she raked a fingernail across Pansy’s nipple and slid her skirt off of her. Pansy couldn’t manage to get a word out, from a combination of shock and pleasure. She reached out and pressed Susan’s head to her chest. Susan was up for the task, gently circling Pansy’s nipple with her tongue.

They had to hurry, Lupin would be back in less than 10 minutes. So Susan knelt on the floor, her head inbetween Pansy’s thighs. She kissed her clit and plunged her fingers into Pansy’s cunt. Pansy gripped the edge of the desk and bit her lip until it bled to keep from screaming.

After Pansy came, she returned the favour to Susan. That’s when Lupin came back in. He stood still, in shock. “There are two beautiful women having sex on my desk,” he thought. He didn’t know what to say or what to do.

So he consented to watching them finish, and then told them to leave. He would clean the desks himself. He had decided to be charitable and let them go have fun. Detention had served it’s purpose if it brought together a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin, even if it was in a questionable way.

Who would have thought that Snakes and Badgers could be so attracted to each other?