~A teenie-tiny critter story~
Auguste and Evie
Evie: "A KITTY!"

Evie: "Hello puss. Wanna wrastle? That funny looking dog inside the house said you're nice to puppies."
Auguste: *sigh*
Evie: "please..I'm so bored. Lets play!"
Auguste: *trying to ignore the stuffed dog*

Auguste considers making a break for it...
..But he's not as fast as a pom!
*POUNCE!*