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This is a very low time for me.
No doubt news of my struggle has traveled around the kingdom
already. The bitterness of my defeat has caused me to take a
serious look at why I would even want to climb offwidths.
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Reason I Might Like
Offwidths |
Reality |
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I am strong |
I am a skinny weakling |
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I am a natural |
My only true offwidth encounter was met
with dismal style |
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I enjoy discomfort |
I never noticed the serious bleeding until
afterwards, at which time I didn't like it at all. |
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I have extra money for huge gear |
I live in a one bedroom apartment with
my wife, cat, and over 37 house plants. I have learned to love
malt liquor because it is cheaper than actual beer. I am being
crushed by debt. |
I can only reason that nothing is impossible if set upon with
the fire of determination. So I've resolved to set about learning
the craft of offwidth climbing. To strengthen
my resolve, I buried $400.00 into three pieces of offwidth gear.
Now I'm really screwed. |