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There was a day when the girls in England
used to call me "rugged". I had long hair, stayed up
late, drank a lot, got stoned, and went on long weekend trips
without showering. Although I still drink and stay up late, I
have a hard time going a day without a shower. Some people might
call it getting soft, others may call it getting married. But
it seems that now, when it comes to testicle sweat, I've Lost
That Lovin' Feeling. So, our fingers aching, we took a rest day
and headed into town to shower and soak in a hot tub. We burst
into the locker room and found the tub as empty as the day it
was made. I went back to the counter and asked if they could
fill up the pool.
We should fill it
with concrete. It hasn't worked for years.
We headed back down Charleston Blvd., stopping in at the Salvation
Army along the way. It was amazing to me that a second hand straw
hat will draw cat calls on the Strip at night. |
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Checkmate, mate (Conor
Reynolds) |
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