The Grand wall

 
 
The holy grail of Squamish climbing. Arriving in Squamish for the first time, any and every idiot will find their way into the small parking lot that lies dwarfed by the Chief. Getting out of their cars, they will stare, slack jawed, at the The Grand Wall; the steepest, most awe-inspiring sweep of granite in this part of the world. If you are not a climber, you will then get into your SUV and race off to Whistler, forgetting that you ever saw any granite before you reach the McDonald's up the road. If you are a climber, you will search the face for the famous route that is the namesake of the wall. Palms sweating, you will need to consult the guidebook to find the cunning and audacious line that weaves directly through the middle of the headwall. The Grand Wall may be the most exposed and exciting route you will ever find, at 5.11a.

 Grand Wall Virgins   My first trip up The Grand was awesome. Superhero Matt Buckle jugged along beside us, providing awesome photos of the route. Set your phasers to stun!
     
 Grand Wall Granny   My Mum is one crankin' senior. On my nominal second ascent of The Grand Wall, she flashes Scott Cosgrove's 5.13a free variation. Set your phasers to Jeeezus!
     
 First Freak Ascent   Climbing fashion emerges from the dark ages as four Renaissance Men rock the climbing community, powering up The Grand in unprecedented style. Set your phasers to visionary!

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