What better way to talk about my favorite area than to start with an image of someone's ass (Tom's ass, Who Needs Pro? 5.10b). The Little Shit Bluffs are the rambly single pitch crags that can be found across the way from the likes of McDonalds, Starbucks, and The Wet Spot. At present they are easy to find but several years should have all those cliffs safely behind peoples new houses, in their back yards. If you still have trouble finding the LSB, try these sure-fire tricks:

1) Follow any SUV not equipped with skis.

2) Scope the horizon for the latest day-glow arctic-conditions goretex jackets. It is essential that they are paired with the newest, sleepiest climbing ware.

3) Listen for barking dogs

4) Look for houses with a high density of pulley systems behind their fences--they are not really pulley systems, they are TOP ROPES! You have just found either "Neat and Cool" or "Burgers and Fries". You can go home now.

 Tom Pypker

Pixie Corner 5.6

If you like climbing on polished routes in big crowds, welcome to Mecca.

May you stay here forever (or until some other adventure sport eclipses this one).